whats the deal with old grandmas who get offended by the word penis but have like 11 kids
Today in gym class we were doing major climbing and halfway up this girl freezes and goes “I CAN’T DO IT I CAN’T DO IT”
so some dude yells “MY AUNT SAID DAT AT HER WEDDIN’ BUT SHE MARRIED DAT FINE-ASS DOCTOR AND NOW SHE RICH AS HELL”
the girl did it. truly inspiring.
I should add that it was a shrimpy 5’1 Indian boy nobody had ever heard talk before who was apparently from the deep south.
it seems that everyone i’m friends with is better friends with someone else and that really fucking sucks
Hairdresser: do you like it?
Me: yes thank you
*goes home and cries*
when u offer someone food and they actually say yes
life hack: be nice to people with a pool at their house
parents : you can’t have any problems you are just a teenager